Sunday, December 18, 2011

It's official-we're moving to Asia

Dear Grace,

We are amazed at how friendly and welcoming you are with random strangers and people from different cultures around the world.  While the French and Italians are two of your favorites, one culture has outpaced the others!  Grace, it's official, we think I should quit my job, and move our family to Asia so we can mooch off of your modeling career! I can picture it now. We'll start by hanging signs off your pram- 

$1 for a picture with the baby, 
$3 for a picture of you with the baby
$5 for a picture of you holding the baby
Cha-Ch$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ng!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love, Mummy and Daddy


We ran into these grandparents one day during lunch and you couldn't stop smiling and flirting with them.  By the end of the meal, they were passing you around as you did your cute head tilt.
$5 x 4 people = $20
The picture on the left below is when we were walking through the Louvre Museum in Paris.  You were so exhausted after all of the day's site-seeing we had done!  I wasn't the only one who took a picture of you napping.  About 5 sets of tour groups thought you were just as important as the Mona Lisa.
($1 x 20 people/group)(5 tour groups)= $100 minimum 

In the picture on the right, your friend, Moon, was entertaining you in front of the Eiffel Tower.  She wanted a picture with you and her mommy to remember the fun occasion.
$5 x 2 people = $10
Your Grammie Mo holding you in front of the Eiffel Tower and drawing quite the crowd. Shoot- we have to add a cost for video taping. 
($1 x 4 people) + ($8 for unlimited footage) = $12
Your first full liter of HofBrau beer in Munich.
$3 x 1 person = $3
$3 x 1 person = another HofBrau beer for Daddy
A few of your friends here thought you were even worth video taping.  Maybe you were doing your head tilt thing to them.
($8 x 1) + ($1 x 2 people) = $10
Say Cheese!!!!!
$3 x 2 people = $6
It gets better...
That will be 5 more dollars, please!
This picture still has me laughing.  Apparently, you looked so cute that this lady even thought it was worth a picture through your rain shield!!! What is she going to do with that picture?
Due to clarity issues...this one's on us.
I was late to the draw on this one below.  A large tour group with about 25-30 people were taking pictures as you smiled at them.  It was like being with a celebrity and getting chased by paparazzi.  I was finally able to get the camera out for the tail end of the tour group. *Look at your smile. :)
$1 x 25 people = $25
You had a great time with our waiter and the rest of the tables around us while on our cruise.  We took the second picture on mommy's birthday, which we were able to celebrate on the cruise....how fun!
$5 x 1 person = $5
$3 x 8 people =$24
Maybe one day you'll eventually be able to visit some of the countries in Asia.  We know we would love to.  Please be sure to take some pictures if you do!
Grand TOTAL: $223
That's without the advertisements.

1 comment:

  1. Great post, except I was secretly mad when I thought you were moving to Asia!!! :)

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